@fizzlestothetop: Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
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@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about
@SortaBad: [debate, 2020 election] Moderator: President Trump said you will 'hurt badly the growth' - how do you respond? Oprah: So perhaps everyone in American right now could...take a look under their seats Me, at home, finding a toaster oven: holy shit
@ceejoyner: The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite.
@gavinpivott: My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?