@KeetPotato: chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?
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@TheCatWhisprer: Just got kicked out of Chipotle for knowing what I wanted when I got to the front of the line.
@Dr_awfulpants: Congratulations on "obtaining" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge.
@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.