@KeetPotato: chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?
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@click4amanda: Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???
@krisv_723: I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes.
@Nickadoo: Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, "I don't know. I don't speak Chinese." Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means.