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@aka_fatman: Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge!

Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh....

Chief: You’re the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge!

Me: *realising I left both in my son’s crib* Uhhhhh….

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