@Hormonella: Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax.
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@knot_eye: [sees woman reading] "Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."
@karatechopmonk: I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it
@Tmoney68: When someone tells me, "I think of you as family," I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago.