@Hormonella: Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax.
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@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room
@dog_feelings: i hear. a borking. in the distance. this means. i too. must bork. so that everyone knows. i heard. the initial borking. it’s common courtesy
@TheAlexNevil: The Mrs recognizes my "tell" when I've seen an attractive woman: my eyes pop 4 inches out of their sockets and I make a loud "A-OOGA" noise.
@mattgallo123: Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes.