@Hormonella: Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax.
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@OtherDanOBrien: ME: I hate him with 1/16th of the fibers of my being GUY: Not every fiber? ME: I hate alot of people. I'm not wasting all my fibers on 1 guy
@Xoolun: My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious.