@TheSweetestD_: Children; because how else could you collect teeth without seeming psychotic.
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@outsmartedmommy: The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors.
@_Fariis: Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history.
@prodigalsam: Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."