@Brentweets: Chipotle has been hacked for an hour and hasn't noticed... Taylor Swift was hacked and wrote an album about it 30 seconds after.
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@pleatedjeans: Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed
@ahoytheboat: i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos.
@kevinrowe1: Take it from me. Your wife will not like it if you say, "My twitter girls would do that"