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@ch000ch: CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can't figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening
ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird

CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can’t figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening
ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird

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