@OneFunnyMummy: Chips are not only delicious, but if you crunch them loud enough you can't hear your children anymore.
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@JhonRules: Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god.
@CulturedRuffian: PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.
@Cryptic1iam: Me *whispers*: I need your mouth on me Him: Yeah? Where? M *fingers traveling down: Here H: WTF is THAT?! M: Snakebite. Stop wasting time