@SilverKick: Chivalry died the same time you stopped being a lady, honey.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@PaperWash: Dentist: ok open up "Well I guess it all started when my dad left..." Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish
@chrisrockoz: You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.
@UncleDuke1969: “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!” “Nope.” “A spider? An aardvark?” “Wrong. It’s a horse.” “Wow. You can’t draw for shit.”
@Mike_Bianchi: The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.