@Moemontes: Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?
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@ksej: "Having sex for money is bad because it is counterfeiting feelings" wow dude, I have bad news about every other customer service job ever
@Mr_Kapowski: Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon
@dildointherough: Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers.