@JasonLastname: Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?
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@CorkyCrash: 11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: "Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it." The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking.
@MyHairyLife: I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut.
@Cpin42: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that does karate
@sucittaM: My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument.