@JasonLastname: "Chivalry isn't dead," I say, watching one zombie hold the door open for another.
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@whatmaddness: Two raccoons reach into a moonlit bag of trash. A moment! Their paws meet. They lock eyes. They hiss and scratch the shit out of each other.
@electrolemon: "It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. " I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."
@daemonic3: This year I'm the Invisible Man for Halloween, according to this bartender that apparently hasn't seen me standing here for an hour
@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.