@Laser_Cat: Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain.
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@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
@TheBoydP: "A room in motion will stay in motion until you sober up." ~Newton's little known fourth law of motion
@TheDairylandDon: [drops capsule in woman's drink] Maybe when that's finished, we can get out of here? [green sponge dinosaur grows out of glass] Ready to go?
@dreamthievin: One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song