@evanrhorne: "Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs." - inventor of Whopper Candies.
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@the_anastasia: It's funny how all those "best places in the world" lists always forget to include the Internet.
@vikkaroni: My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape.
@PaperWash: goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion