@Schmoodles: Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?
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@Chyld: I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen."
@bourgeoisalien: Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked.
@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.