@Schmoodles: Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?
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@RealLucasNeff: Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime. Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That’d wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation