@behindyourback: Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring.
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@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: I did laundry for 7 miles according to my Fitbit that I accidentally washed and dried.
@Ygrene: Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha
@thatstings: *Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize