@thenatewolf: *Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@loudmouth_usa: I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics
@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
@bobvulfov: Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment "lame" on all her wedding pics on facebook
@VeryLonelyLuke: I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.