@Sickayduh: Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them "Jesus is the reason for the seizin"
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@i_Lean: "Name him Mufasa, it means "king" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face." Simba's grandparents were the real villains.
@Tmoney68: Sailors who are unable to stop a ship properly are sent to 2 weeks of court-ordered anchor management.
@mattZillaaaa: Only take relationship advice from people who have really healthy relationships. So, no one
@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat