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@david8hughes: Her: I like smart guys Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase
@skadel68: Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"
@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.
@simoncholland: Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?