@djr_102: Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue.
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@PJTLynch: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Technically I pulled myself over, you only asked C: I know, right? They make us say it like that
@Togsbabble: My dog eats his puke and dirty tissues... but I point him to a mushroom I dropped and he gives me the "what is this shit" look.
@themiltron: god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan