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@chuck_facts: Chuck Norris tries this at home.
@Breadery: Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
@AndyAsAdjective: *sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation*
"Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"
@FatherWithTwins: Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day.
@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks.
Not consecutively, but here and there over the years.
@shut_uup: Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it