@chuck_facts: Chuck Norris tries this at home.
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@Kamikaze_Blonde: Joan of Arc was sainted but I'm the only person in our house who replaces the toilet paper and nobody says a word.
@UncleDuke1969: *wakes up at the crack of Dawn* *instantly regrets drunk dialing Dawn last night*
@Lisa_Laughs_: You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific.