@kwkorpi: Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum.
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@jennfer46: A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes..
@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.
@UNTRESOR: A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.