@JosesLovesYou: Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish.
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@murrman5: *A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? "Well, I used fresh Barry's"
@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are
@hunz74: I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.
@ieatanddrink: If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with