@JosesLovesYou: Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish.
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@DallyDoll: I was kicked out of the gym for arguing with my step aerobics instructor, but I don't care. She's not my real aerobics instructor.
@nerdreign: If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.