@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
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@GingerHotDish: Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride.
@ForeverHairy: The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it when your kid stops taking care of it.
@ramenfuneral: somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman