@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
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@TeejayRush: Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, "I know what this needs! Meth!..."
@WetzelGeek: Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.