@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
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@DevilryFun: Before marriage: fantasizes spending life together. After marriage: fantasizes spending life insurance alone.
@Tmoney68: Ratatouille (2007) - A terrible chef knowingly allows a rat infestation in his employer's kitchen to distract from his gross incompetence.
@celticrose2312: Man at garage: "Are you claiming this off your own insurance?" Me: "Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."
@sirmunchie: JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching "Taken 3"