@LuckoftheDraw86: Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
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@ToxicProbably: A guy on a scooter just yelled at me for being on my phone at a red light so I yelled at him for being on a scooter
@eyeswidebutt: [a postapocalyptic world where everyone has killed themselves so they dont have to hear my opinions] me: lemme explain y this is problematic
@charmfoz: If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison.