@LuckoftheDraw86: Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
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@daemonic3: Hello 911? "What's your emergency?" You work in a building? "Yes" Inside? "Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!
@Social_Mime: If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself.
@JasonBerlin: You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working.