@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.
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@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
@hoedeehoe: (1st day in heaven) Me: Whoa- is that Elvis? Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
@kiel_phillips: DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch
@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window