@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.
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@o__0Dev: Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.
@TheCatWhisprer: Telling my toddler not to chase the cat around with her nunchucks is easily the coolest thing I've ever said as a dad or a human.
@cambuslad: You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals.