@omgthatspunny: Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
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@KalvinMacleod: [driving test] INSTRUCTOR: Any initial concerns? ME: Volcanoes I: About the test? M: No I: Ok then let's go M: *drives into active volcano*
@murrman5: can you start monday at 8? "yes, thank you for the opportunity" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? "am or pm?"
@thestlouisan: I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives.