@fro_vo: CITY PLANNER: what should we call the paved path next to the street
CRAB: i have an idea
@AnOrangeSNES: HER: My daughter is named Nevaeh which is heaven spelled backwards.
ME: *Phone rings* Hold on my son Elohssa is calling
@too_chihuahua: Dad I'm gay
*Dad rips newspaper*
I like guys dad
"Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"
@VerifiedJayy: When a guy tries to talk to me while at a urinal I instantly slide over and start pissing in his urinal too. See how friendly he really is
@SwirlySkittles: The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous.
@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?