@fro_vo: CITY PLANNER: what should we call the paved path next to the street
CRAB: i have an idea
@Midgetspar: I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation.
@sammyrhodes: No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep.
@Pandamoanimum: Simultaneously brilliant and awful.
@janinebrito: *me on my deathbed, surrounded by loved ones*
“This has been a good life, I’m so happy to go peacefu-
*Linkedin comes crashing through the wall*
“DEBRA WOULD LIKE TO ADD YOU TO HER PROFESSIONAL NETWORK!”
@djdarrellripley: I pray every night that I never become religious...