@FlyoverJoel: Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die.
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@FlyoverJoel: The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.
@hazelmotes1: It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants.
@usermcuserface: My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts.