@OhNoSheTwitnt: CIVIL WAR SPOILER: A lot of people in the South still don't know they lost.
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@0v3rthOught: Let's go to bed and do naughty things. Fast forward to: jumping on the bed wearing our shoes and giggling uncontrollably.
@FuckabillyRex: If you're the kinda person that gets antsy when people stand on an escalator instead of walking, try a blood curdling scream, they'll move.
@ThatsSarcasm: *Picking up my kid from school in 20 years* Me: Yo shawty leggo. Kid: Please no. Me: Stop hating YOLO. Kid: You're embarrassing. Me: Swag.