@zgbetty: Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people.
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@MichaelGoffLA: Pot has never been proven harmful to humans, but the way it makes those huge holes in the street has to give you pause.
@better_off_dad: Playboy: We're going to take the naked ladies out of our magazine! Men: You know we were kidding about reading the articles, right?
@matt___nelson: [Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*
@Cpin42: According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.