@zgbetty: Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people.
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@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.