@LosLos__: Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
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@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.
@kumailn: "I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running around rooftops w 17 weapons on him."-Nobody in Assassin's Creed
@jon_albo: Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers.