@meganamram: Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff
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@GianDoh: All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast.
@Marlebean: Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Truth or dare I: M: I:.. Dare M: I dare you to give me this job I:(under breath) Damn she's good
@BlindChow: Me: Got your nose! Baby: *drags from cig* Let me tell you how this is going down. You give me back my nose & maybe I let u walk out of here.