@ThisOneSayz: Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon.
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@Home_Halfway: The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful.
@djdarrellripley: Call me old fashioned, but I never cry in front of another man unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket...
@lyric_intent: Peoples whose sliding closet doors never come off their tracks, what do you do with the rest of your dark magic?
@Playing_Dad: [God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok.