@ThisOneSayz: Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon.
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@JagAskell: Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'.
@thomas_violence: the only time I can imagine clicking on a Facebook story is maybe if I got attacked by a bird while trying to do something else
@AngelaEhh: I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn't think.
@MorganJ7: I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating.