@GuyAdvisor: Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick.
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@CauseWereGuys: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal.
@samalmightysam: I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.
@Ygrene: Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL
@thatUPSdude: "Eating Clean" means not leaving a scrap behind on your plate right? Then yes, I "eat clean".