@GuyAdvisor: Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick.
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@joeldanger: When I see guys with skinny jeans and skin tight T's on I pretend they are actual giants who woke up tiny and just had nothing else to wear.
@TylerComeOn: I parked in the "C" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof.
@Reverend_Scott: COPS: COME OUT OF THE HOUSE "I'LL NEVER COME OUT" COPS: WE WERE TALKING TO YOUR DOG. WE WANT TO PET HIM