@Parkerlawyer: Client, "I should have known this marriage was going to fail when he hid my engagement ring in a gas station taquito."
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@Home_Halfway: Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club.
@KimmyMonte: Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates