@dshack8: Cliff diving? No thanks. I get all of my near death thrills by rolling my eyes when my wife asks me to move my feet while she vacuums.
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@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
@BruceForce: I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan.