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@Gre_Gone: [Clinic waiting room]
Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??!
Nurse: Sir don't shout that!
Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?

[Clinic waiting room]
Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??!
Nurse: Sir don’t shout that!
Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?

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