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@i_love_fudge: Close the door.
You're letting the wifi out.
@whalesmells: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bad boys bad boys
@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
@I_Am_Iron_Dad: Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse.
Just drink your tea.
The toddler will tell us what to do next.
@Bahstonlady: Women are better than cake. You can have a woman and eat her too.
@JakeNicholas: There's a man at the mall wearing cargo pants and a fanny pack, who I believe is in the process of becoming a suitcase.