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@murrman5: [closes kitchen drawer gently and looks at son] I wasn't here
*wife walks in with police officer*
"did you take a knife to a job interview"

[closes kitchen drawer gently and looks at son] I wasn’t here
*wife walks in with police officer*
“did you take a knife to a job interview”

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