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@BuckyIsotope: Closing time, son
"Huh?"
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
"But I live here Dad"
*Dad stares at me*
Don't forget your Xbox

Closing time, son
“Huh?”
You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here
“But I live here Dad”
*Dad stares at me*
Don’t forget your Xbox

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