@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.
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@yonewt: My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer.
@RunwayDan: At any given time, I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages than I do any member of my extended family.
@macchiatonumb: *Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?