@wolfpupy: clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond
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@davidkenny100: I grew up just a stone's throw away from where that whole family died of mysterious head injuries
@BromanConsul: "You knew what you were getting into, Charlene" "Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage" "YOU READ MY BIO"
@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.