@wolfpupy: clutches my newly bought loaf of bread nervously as i walk past the duck pond
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@PaperWash: It's not about retweets or followers, it's about alienating your children so they learn to be independent and responsible
@brittwastaken: "Why don't you love me anymore?" I sob as I gather my belongings. "Is it because of the kleptomania?" I cry as I put your cat in my purse.
@Matt_the_1st: Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan
@Contwixt: Confidence is important. Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.