@pseudofauxme: C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me.
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@rajaet: There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this.
@BakedBrotatoes: [Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*
@ilovepie84: I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep