@pseudofauxme: C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me.
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@usermcuserface: It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life.
@ShawnHatosy: If honey is supposed to be so great for your voice, why does it sound like Winnie the Pooh has been shotgunning bleach?
@NOTVIKING: y’all just mad because i’m leaving the club with a beautiful woman, thanks again mom for picking me up i really appreciate it
@thepunningman: Me: It stands for Greatest Of All Time Jeweller: I just don't think your wife will want "THE GOAT IS MINE" inscribed on her wedding ring