@stacywawa1: C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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@thenatewolf: What era would you have fit best in? Mine is the one where whenever anything went wrong you could blame witches.
@WeissBrandon: My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started.
@jwoodham: Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.