@stacywawa1: C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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@johnroderick: Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?
@AudreyPorne: me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth
@SteveSuckington: [high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night