@stacywawa1: C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@spiritusloquens: My fortune cookie: "Like a hair on a bar of soap, you're likely harmless, but regarded as disgusting and nobody likes you..."
@slyoung5: Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?