@stacywawa1: C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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@KalvinMacleod: [pearly gates] ANGEL: bad jokes are not allowed in heaven ME: ok ANGEL: that means absolutely no puns ME: abSOULutely *clouds turn to fire*
@nonsensetwit: If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled.
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't