@stacywawa1: C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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@RealDMK: I now realize that my mom did not actually have eyes in the back of her head. She just did as I do, randomly yell out "stop it" every 30 min
@TheBoydP: I may be getting old but not “doesn’t know what day of the week it is” old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer.
@jjhartinger: I found my husband's shirt in the dishwasher & his beer mug in the hamper, but the details of this caper have yet to emerge.