@stacywawa1: C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
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@deegeemindi: If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it.
@Dawn_M_: It's been four days since I started this rap battle. I'm tired and just want to see my family.
@tastefactory: I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up.