@birbigs: CNN admits to dating Fox News.
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@EJGomez: *slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR
@JohnFugelsang: The awkward part of having the 10 Commandments displayed in US courthouses is realizing that 8 of them are pretty much legal here.
@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.
@GibJimson: You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero.