@birbigs: CNN admits to dating Fox News.
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@krisv_723: Birds do it & no one bats an eye. One time I shit on a windshield & suddenly it's arrests & psych evaluations.
@MomOfTeen: Bought some expensive neck cream. Directions say to apply it twice daily. If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen.
@TwatWaffler69: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.