@Brentweets: CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care.
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@david8hughes: There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.
@CornOnTheGoblin: you're suing Gatorade because you mixed red and yellow and it didn't taste like orange? me: not even a little bit your honor
@FO_ASchatz: I just pressed the Popcorn setting on my microwave and it showed me secret spy video of Kellyanne Conway eating lunch.
@alicewhitey: Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now.