@Brentweets: CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care.
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@tone765: America: Japanese ads are extremely weird Also America: *airs commercials about toilet paper obsessed bears that are constantly shitting*
@SamGrittner: The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana.
@einsteinsexual: Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person.