@stevedildarian: CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control.
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@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.
@vapidaccount: Thanks autocorrect...clearly "I am fantasy" is a better answer than "fantastic" when asked how I'm doing...
@Furry_Beaver: My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering "because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed" just gets you sent to HR.