@TrueTorontoGirl: CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway.
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@LaziestCanine: Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you Me: yes, he was not very friendly
@Merman_Melville: Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles