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@FatherWithTwins: *co-worker approaching elevator*
*I try to hit "close door" button*
*I miss, hit "open door"*
Co-worker: thanks for holding it
Me: Of course

*co-worker approaching elevator*
*I try to hit “close door” button*
*I miss, hit “open door”*
Co-worker: thanks for holding it
Me: Of course

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